I wrote a few children’s books… not on purpose.
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she’s asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
I just love Steven Wright’s sense of humor. I find that I generally like other people who also like Steven Wright. Do you have a favorite Steven Wright joke? One of the few I can always remember is “I bought some instant water, but I didn’t know what to add.” 😀