Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
A day without sunshine is like-uh-night.
Diplomacy is saying “nice doggy” until you find a rock.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Oxymorons: act naturally, found missing, good grief, small crowd, legally drunk, taped live, definite maybe, Microsoft Works.